Meet the 1980s Porcupine Pencil Holder — the only desk pet that gets more impressive the more things you stick into it.
All you need to do is pop it on your desk, insert pens or pencils, and watch the spikes grow. The nose doubles up as a pencil sharpener, and the bum a rubber… so this lovely little desk accessory proudly works from both ends.
Warning: May cause Gen X coworkers to say “Oh my god, I had one of those!” several times a day.