If only you could still buy children’s sailboats like this one, from the 1970s.
Crafted from wood and steel as opposed to plastic, and with real little string ropes attached to metal hooks.
This 1970s boat sails like a beauty and is ready to fly across a boating pond near you.
Then all you’ll need is a patient child/skipper, a gust of wind, and a little bit of warm Spring weather.